Sean and I mashed up strawberries with our fingers and mixed them with sugar. He giggles like a girl. (He doesn’t think I can write them.)
HE POKED ME!!!
What an outrage. The Magnificent Bridget has been poked. Not on Facebook but (I hate Facebook pokes) on her side!!!
I am so magnificent.
Sean is smiling.
I am smiling.
I am hungry.
But only for strawberries. They are one of my many true loves.
Also aftershave is cool.
Do you like aftershave?
Bridget! Aftershave is for men only.
Wait, I wear aftershave!
Of course, but you’re male, I. But it is quite nice. Smells good and makes your face soft. Also it tastes rather delightful.
Sean’s looking at me with an unusual expression. I think he’s picturing me eating his aftershave.
NEW SUBJECT!!!!
I like this song. I have no idea who does it. But it’s cool.
I think I’m going to finish another episode of an undisclosed show which I do not watch and detest immensely.
Also, I never ate aftershave. But now I’m tempted.