When I was younger I would try to make up a 26-word story using all the letters in the alphabet in succession – like so: “A Boy Came Day ‘Efter Friday…” That in fact was as far as I got, and those were the exact words I used then. I am now trying very hard to do that completely, so here goes…
“A Boy Came Day ‘Efter Friday, “Getting Hot In July, Kid?” Lester Meant Not…
I give up. Temporarily. But I must say that this is very nearly hopeless.