Bridget, have you ever realized how ridiculous you are?
Many times, I have thought upon the subject.
Does it not bother you?
Not in the slightest. Nor in the teeniest. Not a bit.
Well, it ought to.
You certainly do enough bothering to make up for it.
Yes, but I mean well.
You do not! You’re just trying to show what you think is your superiority!
I’m hurt that you would think such a thing.
No, you’re not. You’re just trying to give me a guilt trip.
*gasps*
Isn’t it funny when Myself gets offended?