Today, I got the most spectacular goose egg you will ever see. I am not talking about some wimpy little bruise. I wouldn’t post this on here if that was all. This is a monstrosity, at least four inches long, and swollen, and bloody. If dried blood counts as bloody. And it’s blue all around it.
It happened earlier, when I was mad, and I won’t go into trivial details. Suffice to say I *ahem* hit a bookshelf with my arm, on the way to hitting something else, and now… Ta-da!
It really is a very impressive bruise. Spectacular, as I said before.