Are you happy? I’M happy. I’m very happy. I don’t give reasons for being happy. Even if I actually have one. Half the time I don’t. This time I do.
You know what? I wanna shock someone. Anyone will do. EVERYONE would do better. I haven’t shocked anybody in such a long time. I used to do it all the time. I wonder if I’ve become too boring to shock people. Blegh. Not a nice picture. So I’m gonna have to do it soon. With what, I don’t know. But people, prepare to be shocked. I’VE THOUGHT OF IT!!!!! I know how I’m going to shock people! Unfortunately, most of the very few people who actually read this blog won’t see it. And telling won’t be the same. But just wait and see… I will change the world. And there I go, dreaming again. But maybe this time it will happen.