I can’t help wondering what kind of person invented Sour Patch Kids. Whose idea was it to create a candy shaped like a little kid, anyway? How twisted is that? And did they ever think about how people would eat them? Would the consumers decapitate them? Or would they eat them feet first? Maybe they would just throw the whole kid in their mouth and grind him into a pulp. Or maybe a mass murder, with half the bag going into their mouth at once. Nice thought, huh?